likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

fitnessluvr:

70lbstothin:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

She’s so perfect!!

I love Ellen

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

drarna:

things that everyone can agree on

  • the earth is round
  • dinosaurs are sick as hell
  • scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second

buzzfeed:

This frowning cat is my spirit animal.